6ee:

romeo oh romeo can thou telleth me if i am thy bae or naw

(via johnwastaken)

american-mouth-flightless-bird:

"ARE WE REALLY HITTING ON EACH OTHER RIGHT NOW OR ARE WE KIDDING?!!" The Musical.

(Source: crayola-colored-skeletons, via johnwastaken)

tumblinwithhotties:

Reid Worthington

(Source: zazauniverse, via johnwastaken)

breakinglestrade:

"You used to ride me like that" :(

breakinglestrade:

"You used to ride me like that" :(

(via antipeopleperson)

euo:

dont fall in love with people like me… i have a huge forehead irl

(via antipeopleperson)

(Source: crutal, via johnwastaken)

defense lawyer: sweetie(:

thatsnotwatyourmomsaid:

christiandinoor:

69chainzzz420:

Incredible

0-100 at light speed

he got distracted by his own insurance tragedy but quickly got himself back on the path to romance

(Source: iraffiruse, via omargabriel)

*gently buries my face into a very soft dog*

(Source: frenums, via antipeopleperson)

nellachronism:

FLY, YOU FOOLS.

nellachronism:

FLY, YOU FOOLS.

(Source: awwww-cute, via omargabriel)

(via cuntology)

thirstfollower:

communistbakery:

thirstfollower:

I gave a blow job today

how did it go?

I sucked

(via potatoprincess69)